Win95 vs Jesus Christ

[Bj|rn Borud]

;-)

| From: wayne@tenor.clarinet.com (Wayne Davison)
| Newsgroups: rec.humor.funny
| 
| [I got this from my brother who got it from somebody at work.]
| 
| If you have half a brain, you can't help but notice the throng of
| publications, analists and net users declaring Windows 95 the
| Saviour of the Computer Industry.  If you have less than half a
| brain, you probably believe it.  Could it be?
| 
| Let's compare Windows 95 against a widely-accepted Saviour, Jesus
| of Nazareth:
| 
|         Jesus                                   Windows 95
| --------------------------------------+--------------------------
| Said, "Surely I come quickly."        |  Has been promised "any day
|                                          now."
| 
| 
| Is taking a lot longer to actually    |  Is taking a lot longer to
| arrive                                   actually arrive.
| 
| Can walk on water.                    |  Can crawl on a 486.
| 
| Sits in judgement at the pearly gates.|  Will be used to judge Bill
|                                          Gates.
| 
| Bible says, "In Him, all things are   |  Windows 95 doesn't even
| possible."                               run all possible Windows
|                                          apps.
| 
| Started life as a carpenter.          |  Turns perfectly good
|                                          computers into furniture.
| 
| Born in a manger.                     |  Resembles something found
|                                          in a barn.
| 
| Remembered for protecting the weak.   |  Has weak memory
|                                          protection.
| 
| Was raised from the dead.             |  Was created from Windows
|                                          3.1.
| 
| Jesus performed great works for       |  Windows 95 multitasking
| the multitudes                           performance barely works.
| 
| 
| Jesus has no sin.                     |  Windows 95 has no shame.