[Grimne] FW: Help the needy!

[Clavelli, Matthew]

 Now that the holiday season has passed, please look into your heart to
 help those in need. Enron executives in our very own country are living at
 or just below the seven-figure salary level...right here in the land of
 plenty.

 And as if that weren't bad enough, they will be deprived of it as a result
 of the bankruptcy and the current SEC investigation.

 But now, you can help! For only $20,835 a month, about $694.50 a day(that's
 less than the cost of a large screen projection TV) you can help an Enron
 executive remain economically viable during his time of need.

 This contribution by no means solves the problem, as it barely covers the
 per diem, ... but it's a start!

 Now $700 may not seem like a lot of money to you, but to an Enron exec it
 could mean the difference between a vacation spent sucking up in DC, rather
 than golfing in Florida or on a Mediterranean cruise. For you, seven
hundred
 dollars is nothing more than rent, a car note or mortgage payments. But to
 an Enron exec, $700 will almost replace his or her per diem. Your
commitment
 of less than $700 a day will enable an Enron exec to buy that home
 entertainment center, trade in the year-old Lexus for a new Ferrari, or
 enjoy a weekend in Paris.

 HOW WILL I KNOW I'M HELPING?

 Each month, you will receive a complete financial report on the exec you
 sponsor. Detailed information about his or her stocks, bonds, 401(k), real
 estate, and other investment holdings will be mailed to your home.

 You'll also get information on how he plans to invest his golden parachute.
 Imagine the joy as you watch your executive's portfolio double or triple!
 Plus upon signing up for this program, you will receive a photo (unsigned,
 for a signed photo, please include an additional $500.00). Put the photo
 on your refrigerator to remind you of other peoples' suffering.

 HOW WILL HE KNOW I'M HELPING?

 Your Enron exec will be told that he has a SPECIAL FRIEND who just wants to
 help in a time of need. Although the exec won't know your name, he will be
 able to make collect calls to your home via a special operator just in case
 additional funds are needed for unexpected expenses.

 YES, I WANT TO HELP!

 I would like to sponsor an Enron executive. My preference is checked below:
 [ ] Mid-level Manager
 [ ] Director
 [ ] Vice President (Higher cost; please specify which department)
 [ ] President (Even higher cost; please specify which department)
 [ ] CEO (Contribution:: Average Enron janitor monthly salary x 700)
 [ ] Entire Company
 [ ] I'll sponsor an Exec most in need. Please select one for me